Motivational Quotes

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Published: 04 Sep 2010 01:25:01 -0000

George Bernard Shaw (Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."

Albert Einstein (Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science."

unknown (Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons."

W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman (Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much."

Nicholas Chamfort (Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are."

Frank Leahy (Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."

Groucho Marx (Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

Tom Stoppard (Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."

J. Bartlett Brebner (Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States."

Eric Sevareid (Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."

Robert Bakker (Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS."

Darrin Weinberg (Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."