Motivational Quotes

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Published: 10 Mar 2010 01:25:02 -0000

Kin Hubbard (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."

Zsa Zsa Gabor (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."

H. L. Mencken (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal."

Robert Heinlein (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."

Honore de Balzac (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime."

George Bernard Shaw (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad."

Jilly Cooper (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."

Mark Twain (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

G. K. Chesterton (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read."

Eve Babitz (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up."

A. H. Weiler (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself."

James Thurber (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 GMT)

"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."